!!! BREAKING-ISH !!!
THE PRESIDENT’S
DROPPING A
MEME COIN!!!
PREZIDENSHUL RESERVE ($OOPS)
President of DUMPSTER.
Population: Brent + a chair.
100%
UN-ELECTED
SEE THE PRESIDENTSHUL CHART ↗imaginary country. imaginary coin.UN-ELECTED
absolutely no real endorsement.
/biz/ but the biz is missing
WELCOME TO THE
FINANCIAL OOPSIE.
FOREVER
total voloom$4.20+∞% allegedly
coins launcht6none needed
devs online0.5one is a printer
⚠ PLANNED OUTRAGE: everything is working as unintended.
nothing heer. even the coins left.
THE BRENT LIQUIDITY ADMINISTRASHUN
leaked internal memoesfictional, unfortunately
ORGANIZASHUN CHART
Brent → Brent in a different hat → intern.jpeg → you
🚧 UNDER DECONSTRUCTION 🚧
our roadmap is a napkin. we ate the napkin.
+++ LAUNCHE A COIN +++
have an idea?don't. too late.
> waiting for a bad idea_
> all launches are simulated
> all launches are simulated
chain of unfortunate events
just now dev changed bio to "travelling"
2 sec ago anonymous bought the top. again.
4 sec ago $MILK expired on-chain
NEED HALP?
the intern is a jpeg
the intern is a jpeg
