WE NEED MORE LAUNCHPADS
PARODY SIMULATOR · fake coins + fake balance · no wallets, transactions, or actual token launches
CERTIFRIED
99% UN-AUDITED
BREAKING: number went sideways /// dev is typing... since 2017 /// $SOUP has achieved liquid liquidity /// congrats to wallet 0xM0M for believing in us /// THIS IS FINE ///

/biz/ but the biz is missing

WELCOME TO THE
FINANCIAL OOPSIE.

BETA
FOREVER
total voloom$4.20+∞% allegedly
coins launcht6none needed
devs online0.5one is a printer
⚠ PLANNED OUTRAGE: everything is working as unintended.

THE COIN PIT live-ish

THE BRENT LIQUIDITY ADMINISTRASHUN

Badly drawn portrait of fictional CEO Brent Liquidity

a message from the top (of the stairs)

“we are not insolvent.
we are pre-solvent.”

Meet the CEO →
leaked internal memoesfictional, unfortunately
ORGANIZASHUN CHART

Brent → Brent in a different hat → intern.jpeg → you

🚧 UNDER DECONSTRUCTION 🚧

our roadmap is a napkin. we ate the napkin.